Simultaneous Viewing Order

For the partner who watched three more episodes and then pretended not to have. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Simultaneous Viewing Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Commission on Narrative Integrity
Final Notice
In the matter of Unilateral Advancement Through Shared Material
File WAT-5286Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseWatching ahead without youSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 16.4a
    Unilateral advancement. Continuing a shared programme in the absence of the other party.
  2. § 16.4b
    Concealment. Returning to the agreed point and watching it a second time to hide the first.
  3. § 16.4c
    The premature reaction. Failing to react to a development you had already seen.
  4. § 16.4d
    Foreknowledge leakage. Commenting on a character in terms only available later.
  5. § 16.4e
    Progress restoration failure. Leaving the position further forward than it was left.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent wait, and watch it together as agreed, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file WAT-5286
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it the moment they react to something they should not have seen yet.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 20.2Never knowing when to leaveDeparture Enforcement Order§ 16.5Talking over the matchMatch Commentary Injunction§ 16.3Talking through the filmBroadcast Interference Order