Outstanding Balance Notice

For the friend who owes you eleven pounds from March and does not know it. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Outstanding Balance Notice · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Accounts and Settlement
Final Notice
In the matter of Non-Settlement of Minor Sums
File IOU-4075Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 10.1a
    Non-settlement of minor sums. Leaving amounts unpaid on the basis that each one is individually small.
  2. § 10.1b
    The cumulative position. Permitting a series of small sums to reach a total nobody would have lent at once.
  3. § 10.1c
    Deferred transfer. Undertaking to send it later and then entering an indefinite later.
  4. § 10.1d
    The convenient forgetting. Recalling perfectly what was ordered and not at all who paid.
  5. § 10.1e
    Reciprocal claim. Asserting a previous occasion of paying that cannot be dated or corroborated.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent settle every outstanding sum, however small, within the week, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseNever paying back small amountsSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file IOU-4075
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

Serve it at the moment they suggest getting the next round.

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.