Late Cancellation Notice

For the one who is always so sorry, and always so late to say it. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Late Cancellation Notice · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Punctuality and Scheduling
Final Notice
In the matter of Cancellation of Arrangements at Short Notice
File CAN-7884Issued AUGUST 25, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCanceling within the hourSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 31.9a
    Cancellation at short notice. Withdrawal from an arrangement within the hour it was due to begin.
  2. § 31.9b
    Consumption of a held place. Retention of a booking, a seat or a ticket that another party would gladly have used.
  3. § 31.9c
    Pattern established. Commission of the same withdrawal on four consecutive arrangements.
  4. § 31.9d
    Reason of insufficient weight. Citation of tiredness for an event the Respondent agreed to eleven days ago.
  5. § 31.9e
    Immediate visibility elsewhere. Appearance online, plainly awake, within forty minutes of the stated exhaustion.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent attend, or cancel with at least twenty-four (24) hours’ notice, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file CAN-7884
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at the next occasion they actually attend. There will be one eventually.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.3Phone at the dinner tableDinner Table Phone Ban§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 2.7Not washing their handsHand Hygiene Order