Departure Notice

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 35.2a
   Refusal to conclude. Remaining at every occasion until it has demonstrably finished.
2. § 35.2b
   Music reactivation. Restoring audio that had been switched off with intent.
3. § 35.2c
   The rediscovered bottle. Locating further supplies in a house that had run out.
4. § 35.2d
   Kitchen relocation. Continuing the evening in whichever room the host has retreated to.
5. § 35.2e
   Sofa acquisition. Converting an evening into an overnight stay without discussion.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent leave once, voluntarily, before being the last person standing, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.