For someone guilty of always getting you next time

Reciprocity Enforcement Notice

For the friend for whom next time has never once arrived. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Accounts and Settlement
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Perpetual Deferral of Reciprocation
File NEX-6300Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseAlways getting you next timeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 10.5a
    Perpetual deferral. Undertaking to reciprocate on an occasion that does not arrive.
  2. § 10.5b
    The renewed promise. Meeting the arrival of next time with a fresh reference to next time.
  3. § 10.5c
    Selective memory of the ledger. Recalling every occasion of paying and none of being paid for.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent get the next one, on the next occasion, without being reminded, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the start of the evening, before the first round.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called money · paying · rounds · tight · cheap