For someone guilty of commenting on the driving

Backseat Driving Injunction

For the passenger who brakes hard on a mat with no pedal under it. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Vehicular Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Unsolicited Instruction from a Passenger Seat
File BAC-2952Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCommenting on the drivingSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 27.5a
    Operation of an imaginary brake. Application of a pedal that the vehicle was not sold with and does not have.
  2. § 27.5b
    Unsolicited navigation. Provision of directions to a destination the driver has reached without assistance forty times.
  3. § 27.5c
    Audible inhalation. Sharp intake of breath at a gap the driver had already measured and found sufficient.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent face forward and say nothing for the remainder of the journey, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Redemption stub · file BAC-2952
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve before the engine starts. Serving a notice while the vehicle is moving is unsafe and, in this instance, ironic.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 18.3Phone at the dinner tableDinner Table Phone Ban§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice

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