For someone guilty of never refilling the tank

Fuel Level Notice

For the one who returns the car on fumes and says nothing about it. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Vehicular Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Return of a Vehicle Below Usable Level
File FUE-6570Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseNever refilling the tankSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 27.7a
    Return below usable level. Returning a vehicle with insufficient fuel to reach a station.
  2. § 27.7b
    The warning light. Leaving the indicator illuminated for the next driver to discover.
  3. § 27.7c
    Token contribution. Adding an amount calculated to postpone the problem rather than solve it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return the vehicle with at least as much fuel as you found in it, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the moment they hand back the keys.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 19.1A package arriving every single dayImpulse Acquisition Warning§ 34.1Keeping absolutely everythingAccumulation Cease and Desist§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

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