For someone guilty of sitting in the passing lane

Lane Discipline Order

For the driver who has lived in the outside lane for eleven miles at the same speed. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Vehicular Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Occupation of the Overtaking Lane
File PAS-7825Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseSitting in the passing laneSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 27.3a
    Occupation of the overtaking lane. Remaining in the outside lane while not overtaking anything.
  2. § 27.3b
    Parity cruising. Traveling at the identical speed to the vehicle alongside, indefinitely.
  3. § 27.3c
    Line generation. Producing a line of traffic behind you visible in the mirror you are not using.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return to the inside lane once the overtake is complete, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file PAS-7825
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the services, in the parking lot, where you have finally caught them.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 27.2Texting while drivingHandheld Device Injunction§ 22.2Checking in everywhereLocation Broadcast Notice§ 11.1Reclining the seat fullySeat Recline Injunction§ 11.4Using your baggage allowanceBaggage Allowance Requisition Notice

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