Lane Discipline Order

For the driver who has lived in the outside lane for eleven miles at the same speed. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Lane Discipline Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Department of Vehicular Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Occupation of the Overtaking Lane
File PAS-7825Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 27.3a
    Occupation of the overtaking lane. Remaining in the outside lane while not overtaking anything.
  2. § 27.3b
    Parity cruising. Travelling at the identical speed to the vehicle alongside, indefinitely.
  3. § 27.3c
    Queue generation. Producing a line of traffic behind you visible in the mirror you are not using.
  4. § 27.3d
    The principled refusal. Declining to move on the grounds that you are already at the limit.
  5. § 27.3e
    Mirror non-consultation. Completing a journey without establishing what is behind you.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return to the inside lane once the overtake is complete, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseSitting in the passing laneSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file PAS-7825
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the services, in the car park, where you have finally caught them.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.1Chronic optimism about journey timesJourney Estimation Order§ 27.2Texting while drivingHandheld Device Injunction§ 27.6Driving too close behindFollowing Distance Order§ 27.4Refusing to let anyone mergeMerge Courtesy Notice