For someone guilty of wearing outdoor shoes inside

Footwear Removal Order

For the guest who walks the entire street through your house. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Personal Hygiene
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Introduction of Outdoor Footwear to a Dwelling
File SHO-9148Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseWearing outdoor shoes insideSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 2.3a
    Introduction of outdoor footwear. Crossing a threshold in shoes that have been outdoors.
  2. § 2.3b
    Disregard of the array. Proceeding past a line of removed shoes making the position obvious.
  3. § 2.3c
    The brief exception. Claiming a short visit and then remaining for four hours.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent remove footwear at the door, every time, without being asked, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the door, before they are past it.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 19.1A package arriving every single dayImpulse Acquisition Warning§ 34.1Keeping absolutely everythingAccumulation Cease and Desist§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

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