Footwear Removal Order

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 2.3a
   Introduction of outdoor footwear. Crossing a threshold in shoes that have been outdoors.
2. § 2.3b
   Disregard of the array. Proceeding past a line of removed shoes making the position obvious.
3. § 2.3c
   The brief exception. Claiming a short visit and then remaining for four hours.
4. § 2.3d
   Upstairs extension. Carrying the practice to a carpeted floor and a bedroom.
5. § 2.3e
   Denial of transfer. Asserting the shoes are clean without producing evidence.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent remove footwear at the door, every time, without being asked, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.