Perishables Removal Order

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 7.5a
   Retention beyond term. Storing perishable matter for a period exceeding any use for it.
2. § 7.5b
   The unidentifiable container. Maintaining an item whose contents can no longer be determined.
3. § 7.5c
   Date disregard. Retaining goods whose labels have been unreadable for some months.
4. § 7.5d
   Drawer abandonment. Establishing a lower compartment that nobody has opened since spring.
5. § 7.5e
   Odour contribution. Producing a smell attributed by everybody to somebody else.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent clear your own items every week, before they become a discovery, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.