For someone guilty of passive-aggressive notes

Direct Communication Order

For the roommate who leaves notes on the fridge instead of saying anything. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Shared Tenancy
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Written Grievance in Place of Conversation
File STI-1868Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffensePassive-aggressive notesSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 38.5a
    Written grievance. Recording a complaint in a place the subject will find it and you will not be present.
  2. § 38.5b
    Underlining. Emphasizing a word in a manner conveying a tone the sentence does not.
  3. § 38.5c
    The unaddressed note. Leaving a message for one person where four will read it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent say it to the person, once, out loud, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in person. That is the entire point.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 2.7Not washing their handsHand Hygiene Order§ 2.10Sniffing instead of using a tissueTissue Deployment Notice§ 7.5Never throwing anything out of the fridgePerishables Removal Order§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order

Also called roommate · passive · aggressive · notes