For someone guilty of eating off other people’s plates

Plate Boundary Injunction

For the one who ordered a salad and is now eating your chips. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Household Dining
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Unauthorized Consumption from Another’s Plate
File PLA-1121Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseEating off other people’s platesSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 18.5a
    Unauthorized removal. Taking of food from a plate belonging to another without request, permission or eye contact.
  2. § 18.5b
    Misrepresentation at ordering. Declaration of not being hungry, followed within minutes by sustained consumption.
  3. § 18.5c
    Selection of the best item. Removal of the single item the Complainant had been visibly saving for last.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent order what you intend to eat, and eat only that, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at the table, before the food arrives. Timing is everything with this one.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called food · eating · restaurant · stealing · chips