For someone guilty of phone permanently at three percent

Charge Level Citation

For the one whose phone dies at the exact moment it is needed, every time. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Devices and Connectivity
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Chronic Failure to Maintain Charge
File BAT-3305Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffensePhone permanently at three percentSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 13.1a
    Chronic failure to maintain charge. Operating a device at a level that cannot survive the evening.
  2. § 13.1b
    The critical departure. Leaving the house at eight percent with no means of remedy.
  3. § 13.1c
    Cable appropriation. Removing a charger from a shared room and not returning it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent arrive at any arrangement with a phone above forty percent, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while their phone is dying. It will be.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation

Also called phone · battery · charger · dead