For someone guilty of treating the living room as their bedroom

Common Area Restoration Order

For the roommate whose belongings have taken the sofa, the table and the floor. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Shared Tenancy
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Colonization of Communal Space
File DIR-9993Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTreating the living room as their bedroomSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 38.3a
    Colonization of communal space. Establishing personal belongings in rooms belonging to everybody.
  2. § 38.3b
    Seating denial. Occupying the sofa with laundry to a depth that prevents its use.
  3. § 38.3c
    Table annexation. Converting a dining surface to a desk, a workshop or a closet.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent clear your belongings from communal space every night, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in the living room. Move something to sit down first.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 16.5Watching a whole season in one sittingContinuous Viewing Order§ 23.3An alarm that wakes everyone but themAlarm Discipline Order

Also called messy · untidy · lazy · clutter · chores