Broadcast Interference Order

For the one who asks who that is, every time, during the line that explains who that is. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Broadcast Interference Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Commission on Narrative Integrity
Final Notice
In the matter of Interference with Broadcast in Progress
File TAL-9502Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 16.3a
    Interference with broadcast. Speaking across dialogue that the other party is attempting to hear.
  2. § 16.3b
    The identification query. Asking who a character is during the line establishing who they are.
  3. § 16.3c
    Premature deduction. Announcing the ending aloud at the thirty-minute mark, correctly.
  4. § 16.3d
    The recognised actor. Interrupting to establish where else that person has been seen.
  5. § 16.3e
    Plot request. Requiring a summary of the preceding hour, having been present for all of it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent remain silent from the opening titles to the end of the scene, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseTalking through the filmSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file TAL-9502
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it during the film. Pause it first. Let them feel that.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 16.4Watching ahead without youSimultaneous Viewing Order§ 20.2Never knowing when to leaveDeparture Enforcement Order§ 16.5Talking over the matchMatch Commentary Injunction