For someone guilty of bringing an unannounced plus-one

Unregistered Guest Order

For the guest who brings someone you have never met to a table set for six. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Hospitality
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Introduction of an Unregistered Attendee
File PLU-4576Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseBringing an unannounced plus-oneSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 20.4a
    Introduction of an unregistered attendee. Adding a person to a hosted occasion without notice.
  2. § 20.4b
    Catering disregard. Increasing the headcount after the groceries has been done.
  3. § 20.4c
    The doorstep reveal. Disclosing the addition at the threshold, when refusal is impossible.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask before inviting anybody to somebody else’s home, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the door, quietly, while the plus-one takes their coat off.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 19.1A package arriving every single dayImpulse Acquisition Warning§ 34.1Keeping absolutely everythingAccumulation Cease and Desist§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called plus · one · guests · party · invitation