Unregistered Guest Order

For the guest who brings someone you have never met to a table set for six. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Unregistered Guest Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Hospitality
Final Notice
In the matter of Introduction of an Unregistered Attendee
File PLU-4576Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 20.4a
    Introduction of an unregistered attendee. Adding a person to a hosted occasion without notice.
  2. § 20.4b
    Catering disregard. Increasing the headcount after the shopping has been done.
  3. § 20.4c
    The doorstep reveal. Disclosing the addition at the threshold, when refusal is impossible.
  4. § 20.4d
    Seating displacement. Requiring the rearrangement of a table already laid.
  5. § 20.4e
    Dietary surprise. Presenting requirements on behalf of a guest not previously mentioned.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask before inviting anybody to somebody else’s home, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseBringing an unannounced plus-oneSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file PLU-4576
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the door, quietly, while the plus-one takes their coat off.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 16.4Watching ahead without youSimultaneous Viewing Order§ 20.2Never knowing when to leaveDeparture Enforcement Order§ 16.5Talking over the matchMatch Commentary Injunction