For someone guilty of never choosing the restaurant

Decision Abdication Notice

For the one who doesn’t mind, has no preference, and rejects all six suggestions. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Household Dining
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Persistent Refusal to Choose a Venue
File VEN-5339Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseNever choosing the restaurantSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 18.9a
    Abdication of choice. Repeated deferral of a decision the Respondent is fully equipped to make.
  2. § 18.9b
    Rejection without alternative. Dismissal of six proposals in succession while offering none of their own.
  3. § 18.9c
    Retrospective preference. Disclosure, after the meal, of where the Respondent would have preferred to go.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent name one venue, out loud, without being asked twice, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at the moment they say they don’t mind. Have it ready. They will say it.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

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