For someone guilty of spending every evening on video games

Recreational Excess Notice

For the one who has been about to save and quit since Tuesday. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Recreational Excess
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Excessive Recreational Gaming
File GAM-6859Issued AUGUST 30, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseSpending every evening on video gamesSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 17.1a
    Indefinite deferral of departure. Declaration of being about to stop, repeated at forty-minute intervals across an entire evening.
  2. § 17.1b
    Misrepresentation of duration. Description of a session as one quick game, the session subsequently lasting until the following day.
  3. § 17.1c
    The unpausable game. Assertion that a title cannot be paused, in a title that has been paused before, by them.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent stop at the end of the current match rather than the end of the current era, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not a ban. A curfew.
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it between matches. Served mid-match it will not be heard, and you will be blamed for the loss.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 23.3An alarm that wakes everyone but themAlarm Discipline Order§ 2.6Farting in front of everyoneAmbient Emission Notice

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