Same-Day Withdrawal Notice

For the one who cancels at five for a seven o’clock table. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Same-Day Withdrawal Notice · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Courtship Standards
Final Notice
In the matter of Withdrawal Within the Final Hours
File LAT-8228Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCancelling the day of, every timeSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 37.4a
    Withdrawal within the final hours. Cancelling at a point too late to arrange anything else.
  2. § 37.4b
    The unspecified reason. Withdrawing with a cause described only as something coming up.
  3. § 37.4c
    Booking disregard. Cancelling a reservation made in another party’s name and left uncancelled.
  4. § 37.4d
    Preparation waste. Withdrawing after the other party is dressed and en route.
  5. § 37.4e
    The vague rearrangement. Proposing another time without proposing any particular time.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent keep the arrangement, or cancel it with more than a day to go, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file LAT-8228
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the time you were supposed to be meeting.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist§ 21.1One-word repliesMinimum Reply Order