For someone guilty of canceling the day of, every time

Same-Day Withdrawal Notice

For the one who cancels at five for a seven o’clock table. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Courtship Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Withdrawal Within the Final Hours
File LAT-8228Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCanceling the day of, every timeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 37.4a
    Withdrawal within the final hours. Canceling at a point too late to arrange anything else.
  2. § 37.4b
    The unspecified reason. Withdrawing with a cause described only as something coming up.
  3. § 37.4c
    Booking disregard. Canceling a reservation made in another party’s name and left uncancelled.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent keep the arrangement, or cancel it with more than a day to go, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the time you were supposed to be meeting.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

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