Final Notice
In the matter of Occupation Beyond the Natural Conclusion
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 20.2aOccupation beyond conclusion. Remaining after the occasion has plainly ended.
- § 20.2bSignal disregard. Proceeding past the collection of glasses, the yawn and the standing.
- § 20.2cThe final drink. Accepting one more at an hour when the offer was purely formal.
- § 20.2dCoat resistance. Being handed a coat and placing it on a chair.
- § 20.2eDoorstep extension. Introducing a new subject at the door, and developing it for twenty minutes.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent leave within twenty minutes of the first person standing up, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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Marcus
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