Merge Courtesy Notice

For the driver who closes the gap the instant an indicator comes on. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Merge Courtesy Notice · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Department of Vehicular Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Denial of Reasonable Entry
File MER-3340Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 27.4a
    Denial of reasonable entry. Closing a gap specifically in response to a signalled intention.
  2. § 27.4b
    Acceleration on approach. Increasing speed to prevent an entry that was otherwise safe.
  3. § 27.4c
    The averted gaze. Avoiding eye contact in order to avoid acknowledging the request.
  4. § 27.4d
    Zip disregard. Refusing to alternate at a merge point where alternating is the entire system.
  5. § 27.4e
    Proximity closure. Reducing the following distance to a length that forecloses the manoeuvre.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent leave the gap and let one vehicle in, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseRefusing to let anyone mergeSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file MER-3340
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in traffic, through the window, at nought miles per hour.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.1Chronic optimism about journey timesJourney Estimation Order§ 27.2Texting while drivingHandheld Device Injunction§ 27.6Driving too close behindFollowing Distance Order§ 27.3Sitting in the passing laneLane Discipline Order