For someone guilty of refusing to let anyone merge

Merge Courtesy Notice

For the driver who closes the gap the instant an indicator comes on. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Vehicular Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Denial of Reasonable Entry
File MER-3340Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseRefusing to let anyone mergeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 27.4a
    Denial of reasonable entry. Closing a gap specifically in response to a signalled intention.
  2. § 27.4b
    Acceleration on approach. Increasing speed to prevent an entry that was otherwise safe.
  3. § 27.4c
    The averted gaze. Avoiding eye contact in order to avoid acknowledging the request.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent leave the gap and let one vehicle in, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file MER-3340
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in traffic, through the window, at nought miles per hour.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 27.2Texting while drivingHandheld Device Injunction§ 22.2Checking in everywhereLocation Broadcast Notice§ 11.1Reclining the seat fullySeat Recline Injunction§ 11.4Using your baggage allowanceBaggage Allowance Requisition Notice

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