For someone guilty of going quiet for days then reappearing

Availability Disclosure Order

For the one who vanishes for four days and returns with “hey stranger”. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Courtship Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Intermittent Withdrawal Without Notice
File BRE-4399Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseGoing quiet for days then reappearingSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 37.1a
    Intermittent withdrawal. Ceasing all contact for a period, without notice, and then resuming it.
  2. § 37.1b
    The casual return. Reopening after four days of silence with a greeting containing no explanation.
  3. § 37.1c
    Visible elsewhere. Remaining demonstrably active on every platform except the one in question.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent reply within a day or say plainly that you are not interested, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file BRE-4399
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it the moment they resurface. Do not ask where they went first.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called dating · ghosting · texting