Availability Disclosure Order

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 37.1a
   Intermittent withdrawal. Ceasing all contact for a period, without notice, and then resuming it.
2. § 37.1b
   The casual return. Reopening after four days of silence with a greeting containing no explanation.
3. § 37.1c
   Visible elsewhere. Remaining demonstrably active on every platform except the one in question.
4. § 37.1d
   Plan evaporation. Proposing something specific and then declining to arrange any part of it.
5. § 37.1e
   The recurring cycle. Reproducing the pattern at intervals regular enough to be diarised.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent reply within a day or say plainly that you are not interested, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.