For someone guilty of leaving dishes in the sink

Sink Clearance Notice

For the one who soaks a pan for four days and calls it a plan. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Kitchen Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Kitchen Sanitation and Basin Use
File DIS-4532Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving dishes in the sinkSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 7.9a
    Indefinite soaking. Filling a vessel with water and describing this as progress. Soaking is not cleaning. It has never been cleaning.
  2. § 7.9b
    Occupation of a shared basin. Rendering the sink unusable to other members of the household for a period exceeding twenty-four hours.
  3. § 7.9c
    Proximity offense. Placing an item beside the dishwasher rather than inside it, a distance of some four inches.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent clear all items to the dishwasher within one (1) hour of use, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not a chore schedule, but it could become one.
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Redemption stub · file DIS-4532
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Stand at the sink. Do not clear anything first, the exhibit is the evidence.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 12.4Occupying the bathroom for hoursBathroom Occupancy Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 9.2Leaving laundry in the machineLaundry Abandonment Notice

Also called messy · dishes · sink · chores · lazy