For someone guilty of leaving laundry in the machine

Laundry Abandonment Notice

For the one whose laundry finished on Tuesday and is still in there. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Textile Custody
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Abandonment of Laundry in a Shared Machine
File LAU-6249Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving laundry in the machineSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 9.2a
    Abandonment of property. Leaving a completed cycle unattended for a period exceeding the memory of everyone in the household.
  2. § 9.2b
    Cultivation of odor. Permitting a load to sour to the point that it must be washed a second time, at cost to all.
  3. § 9.2c
    Obstruction of a shared machine. Denial of access to others who had, unlike the Respondent, planned ahead.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent remove all laundry within one (1) hour of the cycle ending, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve while holding their damp laundry. Do not put it down. The weight is part of the argument.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 7.9Leaving dishes in the sinkSink Clearance Notice§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 12.4Occupying the bathroom for hoursBathroom Occupancy Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice

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