Final Notice
In the matter of Obstruction of Communal Access
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 30.9aObstruction of communal access. Reducing a shared corridor to a width through which two people cannot pass.
- § 30.9bThe permanent bicycle. Storing a bicycle in a hallway for a period exceeding any plausible journey.
- § 30.9cAccumulation of footwear. Establishing a shoe collection in a space belonging to everybody.
- § 30.9dRefuse in transit. Leaving a bag by the door, in principle en route to the bin, for six days.
- § 30.9eFire route encroachment. Placing items along the one route everybody would need in a hurry.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent clear the communal area entirely and keep your belongings inside your own door, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
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Marcus
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