Percussive Habit Notice

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 2.4a
   Repeated production. Generating a sound at intervals frequent enough to be anticipated.
2. § 2.4b
   Sequential progression. Working through each joint in order, audibly, without hurry.
3. § 2.4c
   Escalation to the neck. Extending the practice to a joint nobody wants to hear.
4. § 2.4d
   The quiet room. Selecting the moment of greatest silence in which to begin.
5. § 2.4e
   Meeting deployment. Applying the practice during a discussion requiring concentration.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent do it out of earshot, or not at all, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.