For someone guilty of requesting three dollars back

Micro-Request Cease and Desist

For the friend who sends a payment request for a coffee. With an emoji. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Accounts and Settlement
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Solicitation of Trivial Sums by Application
File VEN-7261Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseRequesting three dollars backSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 10.3a
    Solicitation of trivial sums. Requesting an amount smaller than the effort required to request it.
  2. § 10.3b
    Immediate issuance. Sending the request before the other party has reached the door.
  3. § 10.3c
    The itemized evening. Producing a line-by-line reconciliation of a social occasion.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent absorb sums below the price of a coffee without comment, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file VEN-7261
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in response to the request. Do not pay it first.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order§ 2.4Cracking knuckles constantlyPercussive Habit Notice§ 2.5Picking their nose in companyNasal Conduct Order

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