For someone guilty of leaving the microwave exploded

Communal Appliance Order

For the one who reheats a curry with no lid and walks away. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Kitchen Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Abandonment of an Appliance in a Soiled Condition
File MIC-4225Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving the microwave explodedSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 7.1a
    Abandonment in a soiled condition. Leaving a shared appliance in a state requiring another to clean it.
  2. § 7.1b
    Lid non-deployment. Heating a liquid without cover in a device with a ceiling.
  3. § 7.1c
    The extended duration. Selecting a time far exceeding what the item required, and leaving the room.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent wipe it out before you leave the room, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while the door is still open.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 2.7Not washing their handsHand Hygiene Order§ 7.3Taking the last of it and saying nothingProvision Replacement Order§ 2.10Sniffing instead of using a tissueTissue Deployment Notice§ 12.3Taking calls from the toiletCall Location Order

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