Communal Appliance Order

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 7.1a
   Abandonment in a soiled condition. Leaving a shared appliance in a state requiring another to clean it.
2. § 7.1b
   Lid non-deployment. Heating a liquid without cover in a device with a ceiling.
3. § 7.1c
   The extended duration. Selecting a time far exceeding what the item required, and leaving the room.
4. § 7.1d
   Residual odour. Introducing a smell that outlasts the meal by several days.
5. § 7.1e
   Foil introduction. Placing metal in a microwave, once, and saying nothing about the result.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent wipe it out before you leave the room, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.