For someone guilty of overrunning every meeting

Meeting Overrun Order

For the one who says “just one more thing” at the fifty-ninth minute. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Punctuality and Scheduling
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Continuation of a Meeting Beyond Its Allotted Time
File OVE-9867Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseOverrunning every meetingSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 31.4a
    Continuation beyond the hour. Extension of a scheduled meeting past the time every attendee had agreed to leave.
  2. § 31.4b
    The final matter. “Just one more thing”, raised at the fifty-ninth minute, lasting a further eleven.
  3. § 31.4c
    Consumption of another’s appointment. Delivery of the Respondent’s overrun directly into a meeting the Complainant was chairing.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent conclude at the time stated on the invitation, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at the stated end time, standing, with your coat already on.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 26.1Booking meetings that could be emailsUnnecessary Meeting Notice§ 26.7Taking food from the office fridgeCommunal Refrigerator Order§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation

Also called meetings · office · time · work · calendar