For someone guilty of snoozing the alarm nine times

Serial Snoozing Warning

For the one whose alarm is a suggestion and whose partner’s alarm is not. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Punctuality and Scheduling
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Repeated Deferral of a Scheduled Waking
File SNO-1119Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseSnoozing the alarm nine timesSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 31.8a
    Repeated deferral. Postponement of a waking already agreed with the household, nine times, in nine-minute installments.
  2. § 31.8b
    Collateral waking. Rousing of a party who had set no alarm, required none, and had further sleep available to them.
  3. § 31.8c
    Misrepresentation of wakefulness. “I am awake”, stated from a horizontal position, with the eyes closed, and untrue.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent rise upon the first alarm, as the alarm was set to intend, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at breakfast, not at the moment of offense. Service upon a sleeping Respondent is not valid service.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 12.4Occupying the bathroom for hoursBathroom Occupancy Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 12.9Leaving the seat upToilet Seat Position Order

Also called alarm · snooze · morning · sleep · bed