Contribution Parity Order

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 38.1a
   Non-contribution. Consuming communally purchased goods without ever purchasing any.
2. § 38.1b
   The exhausted supply. Using the last of an item and leaving the absence to be discovered.
3. § 38.1c
   Selective ownership. Labelling your own goods while treating unlabelled ones as common.
4. § 38.1d
   Settlement avoidance. Receiving a shared receipt and not responding to it.
5. § 38.1e
   The token purchase. Contributing the cheapest single item after six weeks of consumption.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent buy the shared essentials in turn, without being asked, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.