For someone guilty of leaving wet towels on the bed

Wet Towel Order

For the one who dries themselves and then the mattress. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Textile Custody
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Placement of Wet Textiles Upon Furniture
File TOW-1772Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving wet towels on the bedSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 9.7a
    Deposit of wet textiles. Placement of a saturated towel upon bedding intended, at all times, to remain dry.
  2. § 9.7b
    Non-use of the provided rail. Disregard of a fixture installed at eye level for this exact and only purpose.
  3. § 9.7c
    Transfer of moisture. Communication of dampness to a duvet, a mattress, and a party arriving later.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent hang every towel on the rail provided, which is right there, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Redemption stub · file TOW-1772
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve beside the bed, with a hand placed flat on the damp patch.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 12.4Occupying the bathroom for hoursBathroom Occupancy Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 12.9Leaving the seat upToilet Seat Position Order

Also called towels · wet · bed · bathroom · messy